FAQ

Some of Q’s of the QT

What’s the recipe?

Honestly no idea. Secret sauce. She’s so good at cuddles too.

How long does shipping take?

Shipped her immediately

Can I return?

Why would you leave?

Does she accept offerings of bubble tea and sushi?

Absolutely! You can add gift wrapping options at checkout to make your gift extra special.

What’s the best part?

The laugh but you really gotta work for it and catch her off guard for maximum cute power

Is there a preferred style of glasses?

Always partial to the circular ones but she’s never had a bad phase once. Honestly starting to think it’s impossible to have a fav

What happens if you go camping but it rains super hard?

You eat quinoa salad and cuddle. 10/10

What if I’m unsatisfied?

Then you’re dumb and stupid

Is there room for improvement?

Not enough space for squishy toys

Anything else?

Not enough space for squishy toys and me

Help! She’s too cute?

Yeah that happens. Call 9-1-1 if solo cuddle spasms last longer than 4 hours